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10 Things I Know to be Mostly True at an Ad Agency
- a 40 hour work week doesn’t exist, unless you’re the receptionist
- pop-tarts & coffee do not constitute a solid breakfast, but a bloody mary does
- fail & fail often
- entitlement will get you
no wherea poke in the eye - the idea of today is not what wins tomorrow
- there is no “i” in TEAM, but there is a “u” in FUCK OFF
- ffffound porn is still porn
- i forget what 8 was for
- jag tags should never be offered up as tactics
- ruling the foosball table guarantees one thing - your lack of work.