GOALS
My creative director asked me to write out some goals for HR & my review.
This is where I netted out:
1. eat 50 hardboiled eggs in a sitting
2. High-5 Abraham Lincoln (will settle for an impersonator)
3. Visit LEGO LAND
4. Do more good work?
5. Recreate Mount Rushmore in candy corn
6. Take more vacation days
7. Have a robotic penis
8. Learn some new ninjitsu skills
9. Make better goals
10. Perhaps become an ACD?
11. Remake Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey (starring Daryl Hall & John Oates)
12. Do more white paper concepting for TCCC
13. Hone my clairvoyance ability
14. Open a pawn shop (for toys, comics, & art)
15. Patent a sweet new dance move
16. Create a new line of disturbing toys
17. FPO
18. TBD
19. TBA
20. T&A
