great new spot from Audi. #superbowl #audi
3 days ago
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a recent eBay win. #alientechnology
This is crazy
Optical Illusions: Stare at the colored dots on this girl’s nose for 30 seconds, then quickly look at a white wall or ceiling (or anything pure white) and start blinking rapidly. Congratulations, you just processed a negative with your brain!
(via:PetaPixel)
Science is neat.
my brain is a genius!
I am so smart. S-M-R-T
4 days ago
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The James Bond Theme Song.
Lyrics:
My name is James Bond and I love to get plastered
I bang heaps of bitches cos I’m a smooth bastard
I tell them I love them then I fuck off back to London
On my jetpack- thats how I roll
I need heaps of gadgets cos I carry a shit gun
After killing my enemies I like to make shit puns
Like the time I asked this guy who was crushed by a milk truck
Got milk? -as he died
Because I’m suave its ok for me to act like a prick
I like to fuck up the towns that i visit, then let russian sluts eat my dick
Because I’m suave you can suck it, i’ll ski on your lunch if i want
Take a stroll on the heads of some reptiles, then act heaps nonchalant
I’ve slept with Doctor Quinn, I’ve been to outer space
If you try to fuck with me, I’ll mess up your stupid face
With JUDO, JUDO, with MOTHERFUCKING JUDO!
I seem to get younger as I get older
I’m always being handed lots of important folders
This martini is shit-house it should be a lot colder
Hey bartender! You’re a cunt.
Before I go
I’ll let you know
The number of hoes
Ive fucked like a pro…
839…
4 days ago
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Lazy Jedi
5 days ago
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Jimmy Dean Sausage Complaint Call
“somebody needs their ass kicked”
Lovely short fim/music video/really watch this - its good, thing of the day.
“His reading makes him sound like a cartoon dog. I want somebody who talks like a real dog.”
(Source: fuckingcreatives)
6 days ago
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This would be cooler if it loaded faster. Barbarian Group: The First 10 Years. #agencylife #advertising
(Source: jaymug)
Time lapse of lightening storm as seen from ISS. #NASA
(Source: Laughing Squid)
A quote from Spencer Krug (Moonface)
(Source: wordius)
"You said, ‘Come on, let’s kill individual will!’
I said, ‘I will. I will. Oh, I really, really will.’"
I said, ‘I will. I will. Oh, I really, really will.’"
Bear & I at Sandals Resort.
the 80’s were awesome.
